gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

(via jraphic)


*leans in for the kiss but just goes for my own bicep instead*

(Source: meladoodle, via gnarly)


you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via isacknewton)


just imagine how hard it would be to explain the concept of the internet to someone from the 1800s or even the early 1900s like who the hell came up with the idea of websites and proxys and all that it makes my head hurt just thinking about it

(via gnarly)


*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via jraphic)


ur pumpkin:

my pumpkin:

(via jraphic)

"I’m not in love with you but I seem to keep acting that way. If I ever figure it out I’l let you know."