(Source: thelovejournals, via wordsnquotes)
Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after
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If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
(Source: marisatomay, via allantruong)
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never don’t reblog this.
There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls.
This can save so many lives
(via humoristics)